So, like most people I think I know it all, but unlike most people I do...
Well, maybe not...
I am a mother of two - a 12 (going on 17) year old daughter, God helps me every night with her by blessing me to have the means of a bottle of wine handy, and a 16 year old son, who God knew to give me him first, since his sister tests my sanity. I'm recently separated from my husband of 20 years - and again God intervenes by giving me good judgement and realizing violence is not the answer (what's the saying, "kill them with kindness" hahaha, no). I'm also an Air Force Vet, served 8 years, but no I did not see any action (combat that is - hahahaha). And yes, as you may or may not be able to tell, I have a sense of humor.
I'm honest and to the point. I may not always be right, but who is? If you don't want to hear what I have to say, well, simply don't ask, read this, or watch any video I may post. I will tell you my thoughts, and if I'm not sure on a subject I will research it to the fullest - I'm kind of a geek like that. But fair warning, I go off on tangents, for example:
I really don't like the little stick figures on the back of peoples cars. Why? Well, you asked... I don't care if your kids play soccer or baseball or are cheerleaders or dancers. I really don't need to know how many times you have procreated with your significant other, and if you have a lot of little stick kids, well, damn you have been busy. ;) I also don't care about your pets. So there. However, if, now if... If I was a "sex offender" (don't want to offend them) then yeah, I would love to know what type of kids you have, and what their sexes are, and yes their school and teams they participate are. So yes, as a "sex offender" please keep putting all that crap on the back of your vehicle so I can stalk them and do dirty things while doing that. Thanks!
Okay, sorry about that, but basically that is what you may be able to expect here. A little of that, and much, much more!
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